Milk and HoneyI have a memory from the Birthright tour I took in the summer of 2011 that’s been replaying frequently in my head recently. It happened…Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023
Thou Shalt Have No Other GOATs Before MeFrom her seat in Section 215 of Red Bull Arena, my wife told me there was a fan nearby literally doing a Wayne’s World “We’re not worthy”…Aug 28, 2023Aug 28, 2023
Cold Bodies, Hot TakesIn the year 2023, there are people on Facebook who wish happy birthday to all of their Facebook friends. I don’t mean there are still…Aug 9, 2023Aug 9, 2023
The Mets are a Multiversal AnomalyAs of the time I’m writing this, it was just reported that Edwin Diaz tore the patellar tendon in his right knee while celebrating Puerto…Mar 16, 2023Mar 16, 2023
It’s only worThree years ago in my adopted hometown of Jersey City, two assailants opened fire on a Kosher grocery store, killing three people in the…Nov 3, 2022Nov 3, 2022
This OctoberI’ve never seen the Mets win the World Series. I’ve also never had a kid.Aug 12, 20221Aug 12, 20221
Please Enjoy Your New York MetsBaseball is weird. It’s easy to miss the forest of a season through its many trees. There are 162 of them, and that’s not counting the…Aug 5, 2022Aug 5, 2022
